Bob Smith, renowned Funny Prophet of the 7th Circle of Comedy, has foreseen the most absurd and ridiculous futures for you.
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Bob Smith's Prophecy Matrix:
| Chance of Sudden Onset Disco Dancing: 99.99% |
| Probability of Spontaneous Human Combustion: 4.27% |
| Percentage of Unlikely but Possible Alien Abductions: 1.12% |